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Hot Tub at Inn of The Dove

Harrisburg, PA

After seeing Tabi off to her 1st day of school, taking the girls to lunch, then to my Father's gravesite to place flowers on it, Gabie and I headed on to Pocono Mountain area for our honeymoon at Paradise Stream, a Caeser's Pocono Resort

We were a little scared when we saw this sign pulling in:

Then when we saw this vehicle parked outside one of the villas, we got really scared:

But the kicker, for those of you who know how much I love Dumb and Dumber, was seeing our hotel room's hot tub:

As well as the round bed from Austin Powers (Do I make you horny, babee??? Well, Do I???)

But overall, the room was pretty nice, with our own heated pool, fireplace, and sauna

There was plenty to do, as well, all types of activities, game room, and entertainment

By the way, I AM A SEXY BITCH:

Unfortunately, we did have one day of very bad weather, so we decided to go to Bushkill Falls...along the way, we got lost, but found a winery.

Cherry Valley Winery

Saylorsburg, PA

SOOOOO, after sampling about 20 wines, being given directions, we set off again for our Valhalla, Bushkill Falls

ONE QUESION:

HOW THE HELL DOES ANYONE EXPECT ME TO DRIVE DRUNK AND TRY TO LOOK OUT MY DRIVER'S SIDE WINDOW AT THIS SIGN???

Bushkill Falls

Bushkill, PA

First part of the trip was beautiful, although the wooden walkways and steps were slippery and treacherous

HOWEVER, the Irishman of the group thought it would be a good idea to bring along a bottle of wine to make the trip more festive.  The problem was, we were only 1/3 of the way through our trip AND at the lowest elevation of the entire topography, so we had a shitload of hiking to do after and while imbibing (Straight from the bottle, of course)

All in all, it was a good time and it was sad to leave!

The honeymoon was NOT over yet, though!  We still had to go visit my Best Man and his Family in Lancaster, PA over Labor Day Weekend.  Before we did that though, we attended the Williamstown American Legion on 9.1.06 for Night of Champions.  It is a gathering that honors past Football Championships won by my High School Alma Mater, Williams Valley.  Well, WGAL of Lancaster was broadcasting LIVE from the Legion during its Football Friday Broadcast at 11:30pm.  Gabie and I actually got on TV for this, so it was pretty cool.

Well, we don't like to go to anyone's house empty handed, so what better gift than some wine, courtesty of Mount Hope Winery.

It was a night of debauchery, from pounding wine, Kamora, Tuaca, Lancaster Brewing Company Beers, going to Annie Bailey's Irish Pub to find the douche bags, upon opening and getting DirecTV, didn't order ESPN Game Plan and had USC-Arkansas on instead of Notre Dame-Georgia Tech.  We ended back at Hap and Karen's house for more drinking.  A well-rounded night!

 

 

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11/25/2006

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